she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I could fuck to npr.
I am available for nakedness
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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