woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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