how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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