thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
