Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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