We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why do cheetos always look like penises
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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