I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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