It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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