I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am puke
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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