okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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