I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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