I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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