Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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