It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
