Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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