dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
