Don't you send me to vm
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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