How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
then he tried to convert me to islam
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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