They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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