at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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