So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize