The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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