So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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