South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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