it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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