shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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