i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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