i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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