who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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