I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize