i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
