It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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