the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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