he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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