Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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