my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
being pregnant is like rehab
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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