i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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