We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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