his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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