How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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