I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
this will be a night to untag.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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