So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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