Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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