Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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