you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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