But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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