I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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