I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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