We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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