found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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