wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
