I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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