Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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