Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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