We won't sleep together?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
